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man-eatingcat:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

pretty much

man-eatingcat:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

pretty much


bestfunny:

nekons:

i have said a lot of embarrassing things in my life but suddenly a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders after reading these few sentences

 

bestfunny:

nekons:

i have said a lot of embarrassing things in my life but suddenly a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders after reading these few sentences

 


Me while reading House of Hades: 
Nico’s gay isn’t he… He totally is

Everyone in the book:
I think Nico has a crush on Annabeth 
Me: NO, YOU IDIOTS, HE’S GAY

Nico: I had a crush on Percy
ME: I FREAKING KNEW IT. 


freedevilbaby:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

Oh God, what some people will believe.
I don’t even know where to begin with this. First of all, even a minimal amount of research would have shown that despite what popular culture like Blade and Twilight like to depict, it is physically impossible to be a “half-vampire”. You are either infected or not, in which case you either become a vampire or you die.
Second of all,  it is almost impossible to infect demigods with vampirism, unless he was bitten by an extremely powerful vampire lord (which is highly unlikely as there are only 3 currently known in existence and none of them have been heard from since the turn of the last century). Otherwise his “demigod” blood would have simply overwhelmed the vampire virus and killed it.
Jesus. It’s lying sacks of shit like this that give us real vampiric  demigods a bad name.

freedevilbaby:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

Oh God, what some people will believe.

I don’t even know where to begin with this. First of all, even a minimal amount of research would have shown that despite what popular culture like Blade and Twilight like to depict, it is physically impossible to be a “half-vampire”. You are either infected or not, in which case you either become a vampire or you die.

Second of all,  it is almost impossible to infect demigods with vampirism, unless he was bitten by an extremely powerful vampire lord (which is highly unlikely as there are only 3 currently known in existence and none of them have been heard from since the turn of the last century). Otherwise his “demigod” blood would have simply overwhelmed the vampire virus and killed it.

Jesus. It’s lying sacks of shit like this that give us real vampiric  demigods a bad name.


Anonymous said: I need boy advice help!

moseby:

kill him

abakkus:

fishwifemcguinn:

hilarydesign:

kurokotetsuya:

same

same

Pretty much

2003:

image

2014:

image

just fucking draw. don’t compare yourself to other people, don’t stop because you drew a lot last tuesday and you haven’t visibly improved. it takes time, effort, and a lot of perseverance. besides, no matter how “bad” you think you are, there’s still gonna be someone who thinks the stuff you produce is the best goddamn thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life. the artist you were five years ago would have their mind fucking blown by the artist you are today. so just draw a fuckton, because every new thing you draw is one drawing better than you were before.


smashedthegnomie:

americanblackgirlinaustralia:

onlyblackgirl:

squirticuno:

Oprah is on the next level of turnt up!

Get it

"Who baked the fishhhhhhhh"
I’m bad at reading lips

^^^^ 😂😂😂

smashedthegnomie:

americanblackgirlinaustralia:

onlyblackgirl:

squirticuno:

Oprah is on the next level of turnt up!

Get it

"Who baked the fishhhhhhhh"

I’m bad at reading lips

^^^^ 😂😂😂



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